The Snoopy statue dubbed "Jolly Golfer" is shown in St. Paul, Minnesota, on September 15, 2000.
When all the statues were auctioned off by Sotheby's on October 1, 2000, this one took the highest bid: $35,000.
(AP photo/St. Paul Pioneer Press/Chris Polydoroff)
These articles are arranged from the most recent down, so you'll always find the newest news about Charlie Brown and his friends toward the top; older articles will be located further down, or on previous pages.
See the Pup, Pronto
The elusive 'Explorer Snoopy' will make one of its roving appearances today, along with several other Snoopy statues, for 'Peanuts on Parade Day' at the
State Fair.
August 30, 2000
By Karl J. Karlson
St. Paul Pioneer Press
Today is "Peanuts on Parade Day" at the Minnesota State Fair, giving Snoopy fans and others a chance to see and take a picture of the elusive "Explorer Snoopy."
The 5-foot-tall statue of Snoopy is attached to the top of a 1964 Land Rover and is mobile. This makes it one of the more difficult Snoopys to find among the 101 statues created for St. Paul's summer-long tribute to the late Charles Schulz, the cartoonist who drew "Peanuts" for nearly 50 years.
But today "Explorer Snoopy" will be part of the daily parade through the Fairgrounds, from 2 to 3 p.m.
St. Paul has claimed Schulz as a favorite son; the cartoonist was raised in a building at Snelling and Selby avenues (now O'Gara's Bar and Grill) where his father had a barbershop.
Finding and photographing all 101 statues is the goal of many who are often seen flocking St. Paul, maps and cameras in hand. These fans say they are out "Snooping."
However, "Explorer Snoopy" rarely stays in one place. Sponsored by the Capital City Partnership, his public appearances are at civic functions, community parades and other gatherings.
"He's up so high, people often don't see him until we pass by," said Roy Power, who has been the summer's regular Snoopy driver. "Then they yell, wave and have a good time. We've had people follow us for blocks to get us to stop so they can take a picture."
When not out and about, "Explorer Snoopy" and his Land Rover are kept in a secret underground location in downtown St. Paul.
"We have to be careful driving in and out. We think his ears are 13 feet above the ground. We don't do the drive-through bank with him," Power said.
Power said driving a vehicle that is two years older than he is, with a 300-pound dog attached to the roof, has not been a difficult duty -- yet.
"Haven't had to drive him in a real stiff wind, though."
There will be several other Snoopys on display today with "Explorer Snoopy" in an area called State Fair Park, in front of the Grandstand off Carnes Avenue. Among the statues will be "State Fair Snoopy," which normally guards the State Fair's administrative offices.
Along with the dogs, other activities of the day at the "Peanuts on Parade" site will be
Art activities for youngsters, who can create their own "Snoopy on a Stick."
Snoopy coloring for youngsters.
A display of how the "Peanuts on Parade" celebration came about.
Costumed characters from Camp Snoopy at the Mall of America in Bloomington.
"Peanuts on Parade" memorabilia for sale. Sale of the items helps raise funds for a permanent bronze sculptural tribute to Schulz in St. Paul. The merchandise includes postcards, T-shirts and posters, which feature photographs of 35 Snoopy statues.
Good grief! It's Charlie
August 30, 2000
By Bill Fleischman
Philadelphia Daily News
What's a lovable loser like Charlie Brown doing in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
The fabled hall in scenic Cooperstown, N.Y., is for baseball's greats, players such as Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Henry Aaron, Joe DiMaggio and Ted Williams.
Charlie Brown, the forlorn figure in the immensely popular "Peanuts" comic strip created by the late Charles Schulz, is known in baseball for the continuing ineptitude he and his teammates displayed on the field. Has Lucy, the clueless outfielder, ever caught a fly ball?
"You're in the Hall of Fame, Charlie Brown!" is an exhibit that runs through the end of the year.
"The reaction is overwhelmingly positive," said Jeffrey Idelson, the Hall of Fame's vice president of communications and education. "The great thing about Charles Schulz is that his work relates to multiple generations. Although the humor is meant for grownups, kids relate to it as well. You see a smile on everybody's face.
"Everybody has their own baseball memories and stories and feelings for the game, and the great thing about Schulz is, everybody can relate to it. I don't think you'll find anybody who's been a better ambassador for the game than he."
Of the nearly 18,000 "Peanuts" strips Schulz produced, 10 percent focused on baseball.
Idelson said one of the hall's strengths is "the ability to show how baseball has transcended American culture for so many years."
"As such, with Charles Schulz's work being such a part of the fabric that's made up our culture over the last 50 years, it's a natural for the museum," he said.
"Not only are you going to find bats and balls of Mike Schmidt back to Chuck Klein in Philadelphia, you're going to find Charlie Brown, who deserves to be recognized for everything that he's meant to fans."
Said Dale Petroskey, the hall's president "We want this exhibit to capture the humor and spirit evident in [Schulz's] work, which entertained millions for half a century and kept baseball in front of readers, even in the comics."
Schulz died Feb. 13, but Idelson said Schulz was involved for several years in discussions with the hall about planning the exhibit.
"From everything I have heard, he was very elated," Idelson said. "We have his glove on display, as well as a pen that he crafted strips with and a ball."
The "Peanuts" exhibit is in the hall's library atrium. In the hall's bullpen theater, there are two 30-minute television baseball specials "Charlie Brown's All-Stars" and "It's Spring Training, Charlie Brown."
"Peanuts" continues to run in newspapers throughout the nation, bringing smiles to the faces of readers each day. And Lucy still hasn't caught a fly ball.
101 Snoopys Updated list helps fans track statues
August 30, 2000
By Karl J. Karlson
St. Paul Pioneer Press
St. Paul's 101 decorated Snoopys -- from the brightly colored to the accessory-covered -- all aim to capture the fanciful spirit of the famed dog.
They will be on display the rest of the summer as part of the city's tribute to the late "Peanuts" cartoonist Charles Schulz, who grew up here.
St. Paul is inviting everyone to come see and enjoy the 5-foot-tall Snoopys, but officials also are pleading with visitors not to climb on the statues. Although relatively sturdy, several have been damaged, in some cases apparently by exuberant climbers.
The Snoopys will be on display until October, when there will be an auction of the statues that are donated back to the project by sponsors. Money raised will be used to help create a bronze grouping of "Peanuts" characters in downtown as a permanent tribute to Schulz.
Proceeds also will be used for a scholarship fund at the Art Instruction School in Minneapolis, where Schulz attended and later taught, and for an endowed chair of illustration at the College of Visual Arts in St. Paul.
This page lists all 101 dogs -- the first 75 plus the additional litter of 26 -- and their locations. For an on-line version, check out our Web site at www.pioneerplanet.com/snoopy.
Also, the Express section is featuring a different Snoopy each day Monday through Saturday.
Here's the latest list for all 101 Snoopy statues that are part of the city of St. Paul's "Peanuts on Parade" tribute to hometown cartoonist Charles Schulz
1. "Celestial Fantasy Snoopy," Ford Plant, inside main gate
2. "Heeeeere's Snoopy," 2163 Ford Parkway
3. "Diamonds are a Dog's Best Friend," Cleveland Avenue and Ford Parkway
4. "Commencing the Celebration," College of St. Catherine, banks of Dew Drop Pond
5. "Jumpin' for Joy," Mattocks Park, Macalester Street and Palace Avenue
6. "Slapshot," Highland Ice Arena, 800 S. Snelling Ave.
7. "Jolly Golfer," Highland Golf Course, by clubhouse
8. "Fun in the Sun Snoopy," 2140 W. Seventh St.
9. "Patchwork Snoopy," 1106 W. Seventh St.
10. "Dream Builder," 200 Grand Ave.
11. "Little Green Booties," Children's Hospital, Grandview Medical Campus
12. "Summer of Love," 982 Grand Ave.
13. "Snoopy's Garden Party," 1738 Grand Ave.
14. "Sir Lunch A-Lot," 164 N. Snelling Ave.
15. "Red Brick Snoopy," Snelling and Hewitt avenues
16. "1939 St. Paul Saint," Midway Stadium, 1771 Energy Park Drive
17. "Rockin' 'Round the Clock," Minnesota History Center, John Ireland and Kellogg boulevards
18. "State Fair Snoopy," administration offices at State Fairgrounds
19. "Stanley," Midway Parkway at Snelling Avenue
20. "Key to My Heart," Como Zoo
21. "King Boreas," Landmark Center by Rice Park
22. "Giggles by the Park," Lexington Parkway and Energy Park Drive
23. "Stargazing," Rice Street and Cook Avenue
24. "Scottish Guard," Johnson Parkway at Maryland Avenue
25. "The Doctor Is In," 1456 White Bear Ave.
26. "Fishin' Snoopy," East Seventh and Kittson streets
27. "Better Inside and Out," 640 Jackson St.
28. "Joy of Learning," St. Paul Technical College at John Ireland Boulevard*
29. "Snoopy in the Wild," 317 Washington St.
30. "Joy to the World," RiverCentre, Kellogg Boulevard entrance
31. "Joe Technology," Science Museum of Minnesota Plaza
32. "Hometown Hero," Science Museum of Minnesota Plaza
33. "The Tourist," Science Museum of Minnesota Plaza
34. "Dairy Dog," Science Museum of Minnesota Plaza*
35. "Rainbow Snoopy," Science Museum of Minnesota Plaza
36. "All-American Digital Dog," Central Library, Kellogg Boulevard side
37. "Renaissance Dog," Central Library, Fourth Street side
38. "A St. Paul Love Affair," US West Building, Fourth Street side
39. "Snoopy's Come Home," Rice Park
40. "Snoopy Reflecting Us All," Rice Park
41. "Top Hat & Tail," Ordway Center for the Performing Arts
42. "Comic Relief," The St. Paul Hotel, Fifth and St. Peter streets*
43. "Snoopy Night," Hamm Plaza, Sixth and St. Peter streets
44. "Children's Garden Snoopy," 385 Washington St.
45. "Dancing With Flowers," Minnesota Children's Museum
46. "Gumball Snoopy," Minnesota Children's Museum
47. "The Nature of Healing," St. Joseph's Hospital
48. "Monsieur Snoope Le Voyageur," 505 N. Wabasha St.
49. "Kirby!" World Trade Center, Cedar Street entrance
50. "Bull's-eye," World Trade Center, Wabasha Street entrance
51. "On the Town," Dayton's, Wabasha Street entrance
52. "River Captain Snoopy," 25 W. Sixth St.
53. "Lunar Snoopy," Fifth and St. Peter streets
54. "A Symphony of Snoopy," Fourth and St. Peter streets
55. "Snoopy Goes to Dia de Los Muertos," 15 W. Kellogg Blvd.
56. "Joe Clean," Ecolab Plaza, Fifth and Wabasha streets
57. "World Citizen," Ecolab Plaza, Sixth and Wabasha streets
58. "Where's Snoopy and Where Are You?" Norwest Center, skyway lobby
59. "Nose for News," 345 Cedar St.*
60. "Snoopy Greets Visitors to St. Paul," 11 E. Kellogg Blvd.
61. "Good Neighbor Snoopy," Kellogg Boulevard and Wabasha Street
62. "Babyface Snoopy," 215 S. Wabasha St.
63. "Baker Snoopy," Kellogg Boulevard and Minnesota Street
64. "Love Snoopy," First National Bank, skyway
65. "Groovy Snoopy," Firstar Center, skyway
66. "Corn Dog," Fifth and Jackson streets
67. "Universal Snoopy," US Bank Trust Center, Fifth Street
68. "Extra! Extra!" Mears Park plaza
69. "Classic Snoopy," Union Depot, Fourth Street
70. "River Dog," Lambert's Landing, Warner Road
71. "The North Star Flying Ace," Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
72. "Shopping Hound," Mall of America
73. "Mall's Best Friend," Mall of America
74. "Dog-gone Fun Times," Camp Snoopy at Mall of America
75. "Explorer Snoopy," Locations to vary*
76. "Amore!" 531 W. Seventh St.
77. "Snoopy's Wish," 995 W. Seventh St.
78. "Hip-Hop Snoopy," Johnson High School, 1349 Arcade St.
79. "What's Your Sign?" Irvine Park, Ryan and Walnut streets
80. "Snoopy Delivers," Kellogg Boulevard and Jackson Street
81. "Snoopy the World Traveler," Wabasha Street and Seventh Place
82. "Rink Rat Snoopy," Fourth and Washington streets in Rice Park
83. "Scholar Snoopy," Central High School, 275 N. Lexington Parkway
84. "The Joy of Nursing," 1265 Energy Park Drive
85. "Welcome Home, Woodstock," Skyline Towers, 1247 St. Anthony Ave.*
86. "Memories," University of St. Thomas on Summit Avenue
87. "Away We Go," Fifth and St. Peter streets*
88. "Eagle Beagle," near Como Park Golf Clubhouse
89. "Joe the Grinder," 211 W. Seventh St.***
90. "Pig's Eye Snoopy," Fifth and Wabasha streets
91. "Dog-Gone Healthy," Landmark Center, Market Street side
92. "Salty Dog," Highland Water Tower, off Snelling Avenue*
93. "Ski-U Mah," St. Paul campus, University of Minnesota, Student Center**
94. "Dancing in the Rain," 345 Plato Blvd.
95. "Vulcanus Rex," Landmark Center next to King Boreas
96. "Union Snoopy," Minnesota Labor Center, 411 Main St.
97. "Back to School," Metropolitan State University, Founders Hall, 700 E. Seventh St.
98. "Bundle of Joy," 1137 Grand Ave.
99. "Thespian Snoopy," 1029 Hudson Road
100. "Picasso de Cocoa," Sixth and Wabasha streets
101. "Lumberjack Snoopy," Fifth and Wabasha streets
* Expected to be at the State Fair today for "Peanuts on Parade Day"
** Will be on display Thursday
*** Will be on display by Friday
Source St. Paul Office of Promotion and Marketing
"Peanuts" items going on sale
T-shirt, poster, postcards are part of St. Paul's Schulz tribute
August 25, 2000
By Karl J. Karlson
The St. Paul Pioneer Press
A line of souvenir items for St. Paul's popular "Peanuts on Parade" will go on sale Saturday at the Snoopy Doghouse
information booth on the Science Museum of Minnesota Plaza on Kellogg Boulevard.
The items, to be formally announced at a news conference today, include a T-shirt, a poster and postcards that
feature images from the 101 artist-decorated Snoopy statues that are part of the city's tribute to the late cartoonist Charles Schulz, who grew up in
St. Paul.
The shirt features a full-color montage of decorations from 18 of the statues. Designers at Tivoli Too, the St. Paul
design firm that manufactured the statues, put the artwork together.
The poster features seven rows of five photos each, showing 35 Snoopy statues on location. Megan Ryan, director of
marketing and promotion for St. Paul, said the 35 were selected from the 101 statues to reflect various attractions in and around St.
Paul.
Three postcards, each with eight small photos of Snoopy statues, also will be available but not until next week.
Sales at the doghouse booth will be cash only, with no checks or credits cards accepted, Ryan said.
To handle the anticipated crowds, the hours of the information booth are being expanded because of the items, Ryan said.
It now will be open from noon to 6 p.m. daily.
The items also will be sold at the Camp Snoopy store at the Mall of America in Bloomington and at several special
events, including Wednesday's "Peanuts on Parade Day" at the Minnesota State Fair and the Sept. 9 grand opening of Harriet Island
Regional Park.
Profits from the sales will be used to help pay for several permanent tributes to Schulz. These include a bronze statue of
the "Peanuts" characters in downtown St. Paul, an endowed professorship at the St. Paul College of Visual Arts and a scholarship fund
at Art Instruction Schools in Minneapolis, where Schulz attended and later taught in the late 1940s.
A souvenir book of the 101 statues -- requested by Snoopy fans -- is also in the works, as is a catalog for the planned
Oct. 1 auction, Ryan said.
She is negotiating with the Chicago branch of the well-known Sotheby's auction house to conduct the sale.
The timing of the auction is uncertain, Ryan said, because publication may be scheduled to include coverage of all Schulz
tribute events.
Snoopy makes it to the State Fair
August 25, 2000
By Joe Kimball
The Minneapolis Star Tribune
They're everywhere! Even the State Fair has its own Snoopystatue -- Snoopy with Corn Dog -- near the Administration
Building on Cosgrove Street. And, as in other locations all around St. Paul, this Snoopy
is a people magnet. Streams of picture-takers wander over, mini-donuts in hand, to pay
homage to the pooch and late cartoonist Charles Schulz, whom the statues honor.
State Fair officials put their Snoopy on a fine-looking pedestal made expressly for the long-eared beagle.
There's also a Snoopy statue -- holding a turkey -- across the street from the fairgrounds at Midway Parkway and Snelling Avenue.
Habitat for Humanity also has a Snoopy statue at its fair exhibit near the 4-H building. And about a dozen more of the popular statues will be brought in next week
and placed in various fair locations.
St. Paul Snoopys get special delivery
1 man in charge of placing statues
August 20, 2000
By Karl J. Karlson
St. Paul Pioneer Press
Roger Borchard stops traffic just about everywhere he goes these days, not because of his looks but because he's the Snoopy deliveryman.
He drives a Kraus-Anderson construction company dump truck, pulling a flatbed trailer that carries a chained skid-loader and six to 12 Snoopy statues.
"I work for Peanuts," Borchard jests.
He is actually a Kraus-Anderson laborer, and the company is donating his time and its equipment to "Peanuts on Parade," St. Paul's summerlong tribute to the late cartoonist Charles Schulz, who grew up in the city.
With 87 statues on site and 14 more to be delivered -- probably this week -- Borchard said the duty has been pure fun.
"People wave, smile, stop and watch. They've even followed me in their cars," he said last week while on an afternoon run.
Borchard said he does not know how many times his picture has been taken this summer, but photos of the Snoopys and "Snooping" around town for statues have become a mania in St. Paul.
As Borchard carefully unloaded the 400-plus-pound "Rink Rat" Snoopy at Fourth and Washington streets, at least four people snapped photos of the event.
Jim Stringer, a St. Paul Cos. employee, was one of those who pulled a small camera from a pocket.
"My son Conner and I are kind of on a safari to find and photograph all of the Snoopys," Stringer said. Like many, they are planning a scrapbook of it all.
A second typical reaction to Borchard's work came from Collee Smith, almost 2, who pointed and yelled, "Snoopy!" at the sight of "Rink Rat." She was with her mother, Deede Smith of Afton, scouring downtown to find the dogs.
The placing of a Snoopy is done delicately.
Borchard lifts the statue and its concrete slab with the tines of the skid-loader and slowly maneuvers the machine. He climbs over curbs, between parked cars and trees carrying the statue to its appointed spot.
"Some people think I do this well, but I learned from the best -- Ron Pauley, who just retired. He could remove glass from a window with this thing," Borchard said.
Megan Ryan, St. Paul's director of promotion and marketing, said that without the delivery service donated by Kraus-Anderson, "we could not do this project."
In all of his deliveries, there has been only one accident. While locating "Snoopy Greets Visitors to St. Paul" in front of the Radisson Hotel on Kellogg Boulevard, the skid-loader slipped off a curb and the statue did a face plant and broke a little.
"It was my fault," Borchard says. But he does not like to talk about the incident.
On the Market Street side of the Landmark Center, Borchard's act drew an audience of about a dozen. After he got the statue on the sidewalk, they applauded as he carefully nudged it into a square someone had drawn as the site of "Dog-Gone Healthy Snoopy."
In the audience were Nick Bevins, 15, and his brother, Joe, 13, from State College, Pa. In St. Paul to visit relatives, they pronounced the Snoopys "cool" and a good way to honor Schulz.
Finding where to put the statue is not always so easy. "Rink Rat" Snoopy was supposed to be at Como Park, but because of time constraints and other issues, he was later slated to be placed at the end of Fourth Street between the Ordway Center for the Performing Arts and the Touchstone Energy Place convention center.
But when Borchard arrived, there were objections that the statue might be in a construction zone and that fans might wear out the grass around the dog.
So Borchard drove it across Washington Street and placed it in Rice Park.
"I usually call the next place I'm going so someone can meet me and tell me exactly where Snoopy goes," he said.
When he dropped off "Pig's Eye" Snoopy at Fifth and Wabasha streets, a crowd that reached nearly 20 gathered to watch.
Two white-haired sisters who identified themselves only as E. and C. Tussing of St. Paul had followed Borchard in their car for about four blocks to watch.
"We are downtown Snooping," said C. Tussing as she snapped a picture. She then got back in the car and her sister drove off.
Also in the crowd was Sandi Smith of Mesa, Arizona, who came to St. Paul on a two-day trip specifically to see "Peanuts on Parade."
When told that the statues cost $3,000 to $4,000, Smith said, "Oh, then I guess I won't be back for the auction," which will end "Peanuts on Parade" in October.
Wilson Bradshaw, president of Metropolitan State University, also was passing by and stopped to watch "Pig's Eye" Snoopy placed. He noted that the East Side college was slated to get a Snoopy soon for its courtyard.
"It will reflect our nontraditional students," he said.
Borchard, 39, who has been working for Kraus-Anderson for 20 years, said if he were not delivering dogs, he would be working general construction or cleaning up sites with the skid-loader.
"That usually is a cloud of dust and no one to talk to," he said.
New Snoopys
There are now 87 Snoopy statues throughout St. Paul and the surrounding area. Locations for the remaining 14 Snoopys -- for a total of 101 -- are expected to be finalized next week.
Here are the latest 12 statues to go on display:
"Pig's Eye" Snoopy, River City Agency, Fifth and Wabasha streets, southwest corner.
"Dog-Gone Healthy," Colon/Rectal Surgery, Market Street side of Landmark Center.
"Rink Rat" Snoopy, Fourth and Washington streets in Rice Park.
"Union" Snoopy, Minnesota Labor Center, Fifth and Main streets.
"What's Your Sign?," Historic Irvine Park Association, Irvine Park.
"Amore! From Snoopy," Mancini's, 531 W. Seventh St.
"Bundle of Joy" Snoopy, Baby Grand/Cradle of Hope, 1137 Grand Ave.
"Scholar" Snoopy, Central High School, office.
"The Joy of Nursing" Snoopy, Minnesota Nurses Association, 1625 Energy Park Drive.
"Eagle Beagle," the Norqual Family, Como Park Golf Course clubhouse.
"Jumpin' for Joy" Snoopy, Myrontobach Inc., Mattochs Park.
"Sailor" Snoopy, Gracia and Merril Kueller, Highland Park Water Tower at Snelling Avenue and Ford Parkway.
Also, the "King Boreas Snoopy" has been moved from Como Park to the front of Landmark Center on Fifth Street across from Rice Park.
Day in doghouse helps to unlock secret of Snoopy
August 20, 2000
By Laura Billings
St. Paul Pioneer Press
After admitting recently that I couldn't quite understand the wave of Snoopy loopiness unleashed across this city, a number of readers suggested my editors ought to rub my nose in something stinky and chain me to a tree. "I feel sorry for you that you can't understand the magic of Snoopy," said one caller. "You are in the doghouse with me, missy."
Hmm, maybe some time in the doghouse was just what I needed to get my tail wagging the right way. So I volunteered one recent morning in the red information booth that the visitors bureau has set up on the plaza of the Science Museum and handed out free Snoopy maps and tourism information to 316 interested visitors. Here's a look at my doghouse diary:
10:07 a.m. (total visitors 22): The preferred mode of transport when taking in the Snoopys is a red Radio Flyer wagon (three counted so far) pulled by your mother. If you are older than 4 or weigh more than 40 pounds, however, you are required to walk yourself. "Whyyyyyyyyy?" cries a grade-schooler from Inver Grove Heights. "Becaaaaaaause," says her mother.
10:18 a.m. (t.v. 34): The visitors bureau's Greta Bahnemann arrives with more red map pins for visitors to mark their hometown on the nearby world map. Since the booth opened, Bahnemann has had to buy 12 boxes (100 pins a box) to accommodate tourists from as far away as Venezuela, Lithuania, and Taiwan. Visitors from the Chicago area have been especially assertive in their pin placement, however, nearly gouging out the center of the U.S. map. "Can you believe?" Bahnemann asks. "And New Yorkers are just as bad!"
10:36 a.m. (t.v. 48): A 23-year-old Minneapolis man who signs "Nathan" in Snoopy's Guest Book stops by to kill time before a job interview. Though he appears employable in his pressed khakis and tie, he is stumped when I ask him the eternal job interview question: "What three adjectives would you use to describe yourself?" "Uhhhh," he says. He admits that he has not visited St. Paul in several years and offers this critique: "Wow, it's ... wow."
10:50 a.m. (t.v. 93): Doghouse discovery: Number of grandmothers who mention the possibility of ice cream to their Snoopy-chasing charges: five. Number of mothers who promise this: zero.
11:15 a.m. (t.v. 114): A family of four English tourists arrive at the booth looking peevish. "Where can we rent bikes for touring the lakes?" the father asks, adding that the guidebook had mentioned something about abundant paved trails linking a chain of urban lakes, perfect for biking and 'blading, with people watching aplenty in one of the trendiest youth districts around. I try to interest them instead in St. Paul's abundant Snoopys, state-of-the-art Omnitheater, old-world cathedral and intact Victorian homes, further sweetening the pot with a two-for-one deal on the Jonathan Padelford riverboat. They are not amused.
"I think we just got our cities mixed up," the mother says apologetically before asking for directions to Minneapolis. Hoping to draw them back with the magnetic appeal of the Snoopys, I route her family past 11 statues between here and the freeway.
11:28 (t.v. 132): An agitated man asks if we're taking job applications for RiverCentre here in the doghouse. When I tell him no, he grabs three Snoopy maps and runs.
11:32 (t.v. 138): Doghouse discovery: Number of visitors who say the booth needs a Red Baron on top: 11.
11:36 a.m. (t.v. 141): A woman from Missouri asks to know the name of the wild grass growing in the plaza garden. I don't know. "So why does it say 'information,' then?" her husband grumbles.
11:51 a.m. (t.v. 163): Doghouse discovery: When an 11-year-old girl writes her name in the Snoopy Guest Book, there is a six in 10 chance her name will be Heather.
11:57 a.m. (t.v. 178): Though quite a number of visitors mention they were one-time residents of St. Paul, no one seems especially sorry about leaving. Much like Charles Schulz himself. "I don't miss it one little bit," says Marge, a retired bus company employee who now lives in Reno. "Gaawwwwd, the humidity!"
12:11 p.m. (t.v. 201): A disoriented man with a Chicago Cubs hat and a tattered Snoopy search map asks, "Is this St. Paul or Minneapolis?" He does not appear relieved by the answer.
12:25 p.m. (t.v. 225): Doghouse discovery: Number of people who visit the booth and say St. Paul should install permanent year-round Snoopys: 31.
12:47 p.m. (t.v. 299): After nearly three hours in the doghouse, I finally meet the woman I hope can explain the secret of Snoopy to me. She is Geraldine Wiman, a 79-year-old Snoopyphile who drove from her farm in Robinson, Illinois, specifically to meet our dogs. Though she started her Snoopy collection just three years ago, she can no longer count the knickknacks she has amassed (though her son notes "they fill four of those big tubs you buy at Wal-Mart"). This weekend, after she has sniffed and circled every dog in town, she will head to Appleton, Wisconsin, to attend a Snoopy swap meet. The pickings should be especially good, as her No. 1 Snoopy Rival ("this woman just buys every Snoopy she sees just so you can't have it") won't be in attendance.
I tell Geraldine that I've been having trouble understanding what motivates people like her who move through town with their noses buried in the Snoopy search map, who call the city demanding to know when the decapitated dogs will be back on display, who form instant crowds the minute a new Snoopy comes on the scene. I beg her to tell me the real secret behind the Snoopys' seductive power.
"Tell you what I think it is," she says, leaning in conspiratorially, close enough so I can see the second hand tick on her Snoopy watch.
"They're just sorta cute."
Charles Schulz's children also like St. Paul's Snoopys